January 22nd, 2012 | 
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How should I write a good, humorous personal add?
I I am trying to write a good personal add. I am going to use it on a telephone Dating Service and on my add on the Internet Dating sites.
I want it to be funny, so that my add will stand out above the rest.
How should I write it? Please don’t steal ideas from the pros. like Jeff Foxworthy, etc. (I.e. no saying: If you do this, you might be a red neck! Or Here’s your sign!)
How can I say this humorously:
I am a Single White Male. 34 Y/O. 5’7″ 160 Lbs. Short Brown hair. Green eyes.
I live in Orlando, FL. Originally from Michigan. I came here to get away from the cold weather in MI. So far I love it here.
I don’t smoke and drink socially.
I used to be a truck driver in the Army. While in the service, I visited 13 different countries, including: Germany, Iraq, and Netherlands just to name a few.
I like computers, writing, acting, dogs, cats, movies, Astronomy, NASA and making people laugh. I .have a great sense of humor.
I am very adventurous.
I study German on my free time.
Here goes……’ Former G. I. Joe that has traveled the world seeks appreciative female to enjoy the sandy beaches in Orlando.’ If you like all american guys that know how to act like a gentleman please give me a call.’ good luck
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